ROUSTWear has been creating corporate parodies since 1985 as a small, community-based and highly collaborative grassroots initiative provoking discourse and discussion around socially relevant and timely topics facing our nation.
—ROUSTWear features apparel that is clever, humorous, and thought-provoking; in some cases, mind altering
—ROUSTWear’s Big Oil Tee parody line acts as a vivid catalyst for “green thinking” and awareness building; initially pointing the finger, but ultimately offering resources for education and awareness of socially responsible activism.
—ROUSTWear offers apparel with pointed commentary about important social issues
—ROUSTWear’s goal includes giving back to the community with proceeds generated that can be circulated back to important social and non-profit organizations
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Shortsleeve and Longsleeve.
From the horse’s mouth…
—100% Fine Jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort (Heather Grey contains 10% polyester)
—Flattering, stylish fit on almost any body type
—100% Baby Rib cotton stretchable collar and cuffs for comfort and durability
—Reinforced shoulder construction to maintain shape through repeated washings
—Durable double-stitched bottom hem
—(And, just so you know…) Superior screenprinting results – yeah BABY!
At the end of the day, this product line is my forum of choice to drive public awareness and commentary on important social issues. It’s based 100% squarely on my right to freedom of speech—it’s PARODY folks, pure and simple.
It is important that you know this product line is NOT AUTHORIZED or endorsed by ANY of the companies who are the subject of parody. The product line is drawing straightforward, provocative, clever, sometimes humorous, thought-provoking subject matter and topics stirring discussion and debate.
Hopefully, this apparel line will inspire pointed commentary about important social issues and causes in our world today.
My hope is for strong product sales to circulate back a percentage of profits and proceeds to important, and highly active, social and non-profit organizations; SEE Non-Profits Supported FAQ for more info.
Please stay tuned as we get this beast primed and prodded in the right direction! ;)
As always, thank you for your support.
Natural Resources Defense Council, (NRDC)
Currently not donating to the Terror Free Oil Initiative, but an interesting concept nonetheless…
Delivery can take up to 10-12 days.
We take special care to make sure you’re receiving the finest, premium quality product you deserve. We appreciate your business and thank you for your patience! It will be worth the wait.
Orders are shipped during the work week, barring national holidays and weekends. We typically ship United States Postal Service Priority FIRST CLASS straight to your door! Please allow two-to-three weeks for your order before contacting us.
If your order has not arrived within four weeks, please contact us using our Contact Us Page and we will follow-up promptly.
The cost of postage for returning the goods is the customer's responsibility.
Customers returning items must first receive a unique returns reference number by contacting us by email at Returns@ROUSTWear.com and stating the reason for the return / exchange.
Returned items must include your full contact details including your address, telephone number, and email. Refunds are processed using the same method of payment as was used for purchase.
First-time orders require a minimum $225 order. Following orders will qualify with a $100 minimum. Shipping costs are NOT included. Full retail pricing is double wholesale.
IMPORTANT: There are no refunds or exchanges for wholesale orders. Please ensure your order is accurate and complete prior to submission. Inspect your goods carefully upon receipt. Should you receive damaged or defective goods, contact us immediately for replacement. Replacements for damaged or defective goods will be honored within 10 days of receipt of your wholesale order.
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